Joke on Dating Apps

 

Dating apps are hard. I swiped right on someone who loves hiking and hates crowds. Now I'm not sure if they like going for walks alone or just hate people

Joke on Dust Bunnies

 

I'm on a quest to find myself. So far, all I've found is dust bunnies under the couch.

Happy Birthday to you

 

Joke on Dark matter

 

Tried to explain dark matter to my friend. He just said, "Sounds like someone left the fridge door open again."

Birthday for Mom

 

Self-defence Joke

 

I finally bought some self-defence classes. Now I'm strong enough to carry all my groceries in one trip!

Joke on Face the fears

 

My therapist told me to face my fears. So I booked a one-way trip to the sun. Don't worry, I packed sunscreen.

Joke Dating on Mars

 

Dating apps on Mars are rough. Swiped right on someone who enjoys "long walks on the beach." Turns out the only beach here is made of rocks.

Joke on indecisive

 

                                     I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Joke on Self-driving mode

 

My spaceship has a self-driving mode, 

but it keeps getting lost following the Milky Way.

Joke on Visualise the goals

 

My self-help book says to visualise my goals. 

Now I can't stop picturing myself winning the lottery and quitting my job.

 My boss isn't happy about the last part.

Gingerbread for Birthday

 

Joke on Data Entry

 

I finally got a job on Mars! Unfortunately, 

it turns out "data entry" means chasing dust bunnies around a rover.

Joke in the GYM

 

I went to the gym yesterday but didn't see anyone. 

Apparently, everyone was invisible.

Just a Thank You

 

Grandpa Birthday

 

Spring Holiday

 

Grandma Birthday

 

Flowers Frame

 

Just for You, Birthday

 

Good Morning, Blessing