Joke on Smart Home Devices

 

I tried to prank my roommate by setting his smart home devices to turn the lights on and off in a strobe light pattern, but it backfired. He thought it was a cool new feature and started using it for his dance parties.

Especially for your Birthday

 

Joke on I'm a teapot

 

I trained my AI assistant to say the most random things, but it backfired. During a job interview, it loudly proclaimed, "I'm a teapot!" and ruined my chances of getting hired.

Frame with Phoenix Bird

 

Joke on Surprise

 

I tried to surprise my friend with a self-driving car detour to their favourite ice cream shop, but it backfired. The car got stuck in traffic, and my friend ended up eating a sad, melted cone.

Surprise Birthday for Mom

 

Joke on Worst Nightmare

 

I wanted to give my friend a scare, so I sent him a VR experience where he was the villain in his own worst nightmare. Unfortunately, he loved it so much he asked me to make it longer!

Mid-Autumn Festival

 

Happy Mooncake Festival

 

Joke on Macarena Dance

 

"I tried to prank my friend with a hologram of me dancing the Macarena with a dinosaur, but he just said, 'That's not even funny, that's just sad.'"

Mooncake Festival

 

Joke on Morse code

 

Finally learned Morse code for emergencies. Now I just need to convince my spaceship's AI to stop using it to tell me knock-knock jokes.

Space Green

 

Tried growing vegetables in my spaceship's hydroponic garden. Turns out, space kale tastes suspiciously like astronaut ice cream.

Thank You Grandma

 

Zero Matches

 

Just joined a space dating app. Bio says "Looking for someone who's out of this world." Matches so far? Zero. Maybe it's my profile pic... in a spacesuit.

Happy Birthday with a Cake

 

Joke on Signal Lost

 

Lost my phone while spacewalking. Downloaded a "find my phone" app, but it just keeps saying "Signal lost. Please try again on a different planet."

Joke on Spaceship's Manual

 

My spaceship's manual says a loud clanging sound is normal. Called customer service, but they just laughed and said, "Welcome to space travel!"

It’s Halloween

 

Joke on Dream Vacation

 

My dream vacation is to go to Jupiter. I hear the nightlife is electrifying!

Joke on Headaches

 

Headaches in space are the worst. Tried taking some over-the-counter meds, but they just floated away.

Happy Halloween