Christmas as Gifts of Joy

 

Christmas tree good at playing the guitar

 

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really good at playing the guitar? A strum-y Christmas tree.

Endless Thanks

 

Christmas tree good at playing the piano

 

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really good at playing the piano? A tinkle-y Christmas tree.

Christmas Magic

 

Christmas tree good at singing

 

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really good at singing? A carol-ing Christmas tree.

Silent Night Holy Scene

 

An old-fashioned Christmas Tree

 

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really old-fashioned? A vintage vine.

You are Amazing

 

Peace, Love and Care on Christmas

 

A Happy Christmas tree

 

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really happy? A jolly fir.

Floral Wreath for Christmas

 

A short Christmas tree

 

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really short? A shrub.

Golden Light Christmas

 

A lazy snowman

What do you call a lazy snowman? A snow loafer.

 

Unique and Special

 

Christmas Family Joy

 

A nervous Reindeer

 

What do you call a nervous reindeer? A meek deer.

Christmas tree get fired

 

Why did the Christmas tree get fired? Because it was two-faced.

Birthday Special

 

Joke on A Squirrel in need of nuts

 

A squirrel was caught trying to rob a bank. He said he needed money for nuts.

Joyful and Peace

 

Joke on A new restaurant

 

A cat was seen wearing a chef's hat. He's opening a new restaurant called "Meow Mix Grill."

Never Give up your dream

 

Snowman Breakfast

 

What do snowman eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Joke on Video Games

 

A dog was found playing video games. He's a huge fan of "Fetch Quest."

Shar Pei Dog

 

Fish wearing Santa hat

 

What do you call a fish wearing a Santa hat? Finny the Christmas fish.

Joke on Fitness at the gym

 

A rabbit was seen at the gym. He's working on his "hoppin' fitness."

Aim for the moon

 

Too much Christmas pudding

 

What do you get if you eat too much Christmas pudding? A pudgy tummy.

Joke on Yoga Class

 

A pig was seen at a yoga class. He was practicing "oink-sanas."

A Lazy Christmas

 

What do you call a lazy Christmas tree? A fir-get-me-not.

You’re the Best

 

Joke on Jaywalking

 

A lion was arrested for jaywalking. He said, "I thought I had the right of way!"

Honest is the root of a best friend

 

Joke on A Racer

 

What do you call a turtle that loves to race? A shell-shocker.