Tuesday, 31 December 2024

Chinese New Year Blessing

 

Chinese New Year Blessing

Friday, 27 December 2024

Save more money

 

Save more money

I'm going to save more money this year.

 After I buy this new thing I don't need.


Tuesday, 24 December 2024

Looking to Next Year

 

Looking to Next Year

I'm really looking forward to next year.

 I hope it's a good one. Fingers crossed!


Sunday, 22 December 2024

New Year Resolution

 

New Year Resolution

What do you call a new year's resolution that's already been broken? 

A former resolution.


Thursday, 19 December 2024

Say before Food

 

Say before Food

What do reindeer say before they eat? "Let's eat, Rudolph!"


Monday, 16 December 2024

Runaway Gingerbread

 

Runaway Gingerbread

Why did the gingerbread man run away? Because he was a cookie!


Friday, 13 December 2024

Tuesday, 10 December 2024

A Cat loves Christmas

 

A Cat loves Christmas

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas? A purr-y Christmas cat.


Saturday, 7 December 2024

Christmas Tree Trumpeter

 

Christmas Tree Trumpeter

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really good at playing the trumpet? 

A toot-y Christmas tree.

Thursday, 5 December 2024

Christmas Tree Drummer

 

Christmas Tree Drummer

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really good at playing the drums? 

A bang-y Christmas tree.

Tuesday, 3 December 2024

Too much Christmas Candy

 

Too much Christmas Candy

What do you get if you eat too much Christmas candy? A sugar rush!


Sunday, 1 December 2024

Christmas tree good at playing the violin

 

Christmas tree good at playing the violin

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s really good at playing the violin? A fiddle-y Christmas tree.