Friday, 11 April 2025

Wednesday, 9 April 2025

A problem Whale

A problem Whale

A whale was arrested for littering. The police said, "You're a real whale of a problem."


 

Monday, 31 March 2025

The mime

The mime

A mime walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve mimes here."

The mime shrugs his shoulders and walks out.


 

The invisible man

 

April Fool’s Day

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks him, "What can I get you?"

The man replies, "I'll have a beer, please."


Friday, 7 March 2025

No Trespassing

No Trespassing

A snake was arrested for trespassing. The police said, "You're slithering around."